How to pick up girls

I could say... why didn't I ever think of that? But instead I think I'll just throw up. Now, for your enjoyment, here's an excerpt:

We kept walking toward the car. "Dad," he said, did you know that Alex put a BOOGER between his TOES to attract the girls?"There was a dramatic pause."And it WORKED!" he shouted.

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Ed.